Leading up to the release of “Scout’s Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse”, every day this week we’re going to light Scout Leader Rogers on fire, and review some of the badges he didn’t go over with the scouts. Badges he probably should have to properly prepare them for the crazy, zombified world out there.

First up, is the: Make it Rain badge. It’s clear that Scout Leader Rogers is a bit of a prude and never really got the scouts out for a lock-in at the strip club. This becomes obvious in Carter’s unpreparedness for the club, by first having to go to the ATM. Doesn’t he know those strip club ATM’s have like a $10+ fee on them? That’s like 500% more than your average ATM.

And what about his bank statement? Like his mum isn’t going to recognize what the charge by “ABC Entertainment” for $510 is for. And how the hell does a high school kid just have $510 to just get out of the ATM. I mean look at all the bills he haphazardly throws onto the stage. Those ATMs only give out $20’s, and the rest of the staff was too dead to make change for him. Hell, the least he could have done was bring along one of those Cash Cannon thingies and dressed a little nicer, but, you know, in something you don’t mind burning after the night is over. It’s the only way to be sure.

Geez. Youth of today.

s Badge - Make It Rain

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