Badge - Game Theory
Badge – Game Theory

Quite possibly the most important Scout’s Badge our beloved zombie apocalypse heroes didn’t earn is: Game Theory. And I’m not talking about the study of behavioral decision making and zero-sum games. I’m talking about THAT game. The one that smells like pixie sticks and hope. The one where you try to get the zippers down. THE Game (not to be confused with the beefin’-with-fiddy-cent rapper, doh.)

It’s cruel to just leave these poor boys all alone and frustrated; not being able to talk to girls, and being oh so lonely. The laws of attraction are all around nature. The least Scout Leader Rogers could have done was take them into the woods and sat them down, and had a little talk about the birds and the bees, and how women are more scared of you than you are of them (they are, right?) On second thought, after that creeper in Oregon, maybe that’s not such a good idea.

Hell, let them learn the hard way like the rest of us. Let the games begin!

Stripper Zombie
Left to right: Logan Miller plays Carter, Tye Sheridan plays Ben and Elle Evans plays Amber in SCOUTS GUIDE TO THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE from Paramount Pictures.
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